Bush, Castro, jennifer lopez and margaret thatcher are traveling in a train. The
train goes through tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Castro are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain silent and nobody says anything.
margaret thatcher is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after jennifer lopez. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
jennifer lopez is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed margaret thatcher instead and got lapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Castro must have tried to kiss jennifer lopez. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.
Castro is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.
train goes through tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Castro are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain silent and nobody says anything.
margaret thatcher is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after jennifer lopez. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
jennifer lopez is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed margaret thatcher instead and got lapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Castro must have tried to kiss jennifer lopez. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.
Castro is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.
