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windows_ubuntu

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    I just finished the sweeping of "hikka train". Found some 9" condoms in last coach. EK 9" club members pay your attention regarding this lost condoms. I cant carry them home as my loving wife may do a inquiry from me on buying 9" condoms though having 1 " . So I kept in the place where I found them. Please kind enough to get them in tomorrow morning "hikka train" while heading to maradana.

    For the owner
    * I got 1 condom my friend , to dress up my cleaning broom . Now broom stick looking sexy.Thanks mate.



    All the jobs are very important guys. Dont under estimate or fall down any job. All jobs are important though they are white color-collar or not. I just took that character to create a humorous story.
    Keep in mind that a hosptal can survive few days without having doctors. But too difficult to survive 1 day without having cleaning staff.
     
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    Candid-B

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    Yo, what's going on today?
    (today the train arrived on time ban. I have no complaints. but I think the train to Aluthgama was delayed for some reason. usually, the Aluthgama train departs before the Hikkaduwa train. but not today. 👊)

    WTF, man? Stop pushing me from behind. There's a lady in front of me. Would you please move to either side of the corridor and not block the entrance?
     
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    jzx

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    today the train arrived on time ban. I have no complaints. but I think the train to Aluthgama was delayed for some reason. usually, the Aluthgama train departs before the Hikkaduwa train. but not today. 👊

    WTF, man? Stop pushing me from behind. There's a lady in front of me. Would you please move to either side of the corridor and not block the entrance?

    I believe that neither the people nor the public transit will get any better any time soon bn. Same sh*t, different days :(
     

    Candid-B

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    Man, I witnessed a terrible incident that happened to a woman who was traveling in the same compartment as I was. the Hikka train was very congested yesterday due to the delay of the Aluthgama train. If I were to tell you how congested it was, I could barely stand on my right foot, and there was no space on the floor to place my left foot. :growl: Everyone wore frowns of anger as they glared at each other. So, the lady who leaned against the toilet door accidentally fell into the toilet compartment when she herself mistakenly turned the handle.It was so terrible, but fortunately there were no injuries. I saw the look of shame on her face, and everyone nearby helped her.:(

    Great (y)
    what is this incident. I don't know about this, because i don't use trains to travel. Today i am staying at home all day. Do you need any support?
    bro, what sort of transportation do you usually use ? buses ? I use trains everyday to travel to the workplace and back. :-)
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    The fact is, even though we didn't want to, we have to deal with those buggers neh bn:dull:
    hell yea, there's no option for that unless if you have your own car. :(
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    Hey folks! Did you know?
    A wise man once said,
    “I must say that Sathya is a good girl
    Sathya grew up well
    Sathya is a good student who studied well
    Sathya is not bad”
    bro who is Sathya ? :lol: tell us about her
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    Hey machan! Yeah, it looks like the Hikkaduwa train is running behind schedule today. Not sure if they made an official announcement about the delay. I'll keep you posted if I hear anything.
    you know what ? a long time ago I had a friend from my school and we both always planned some sort of unlawful things. once we exploded a fire cracker at the school in back of the principles office. our plan was simple. we attached an incense stick to the cracker fuse and lighted up at the end of the stick, placed it behind the principle's office. so it exploded after 10 minutes and no one were caught. we planned to derail a train also. but the plan still didn't put into work. :lol:
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    Asmodeus

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    Hey, this thread could be used to practice conversations. Thanks, Candid. -B,

    Hi, where are you guys? Have you arrived at Fort Station yet? I want to know how to reserve a seat on the Kandy train. What's the procedure? I'm already at Fort Station.
     

    marindi

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    WTF Dude are u from down south? I' also from down south. A long time ago I also travelling by Hikka train. that was very beautiful old memories :yes:
     

    windows_ubuntu

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    Hey, this thread could be used to practice conversations. Thanks, Candid. -B,

    Hi, where are you guys? Have you arrived at Fort Station yet? I want to know how to reserve a seat on the Kandy train. What's the procedure? I'm already at Fort Station.
    Its 10PM nigga. Go back and come on another day. Kuddos are here and there. They may grind ur hole dude. Take care.
     
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    Candid-B

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    Hey, this thread could be used to practice conversations. Thanks, Candid. -B,

    Hi, where are you guys? Have you arrived at Fort Station yet? I want to know how to reserve a seat on the Kandy train. What's the procedure? I'm already at Fort Station.
    No, dude, I'm still on the way. It may take about an hour to get there. To get the ticket to Kandy, just go up to the counter at the entrance. If you don't have money to get a ticket, then spread out your handkerchief on the floor and wait for some time.
    (Joke 😍:D )

    When do you depart for Kandy ? 😧 I thought you would stay in Colombo for a bit longer. I wonder why you are leaving in such a hurry...☹️ since you are already at the Fort Station, just go up to the counter and book your seat from there. Please let me know if you are in any trouble.😣
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