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So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it ." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and ... Begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell " silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
Then proceed to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? ?? If you said "glass,"
Then! Go on to Question 4.
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4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided into West Germanyand East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,
You are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors",
Then proceed to the next question.
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5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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Now pass this along to all your " smart friends" and hope they do better than you did.
(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions !!)
OK, relax, clear your mind and ... Begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell " silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
Then proceed to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? ?? If you said "glass,"
Then! Go on to Question 4.
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4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided into West Germanyand East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,
You are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors",
Then proceed to the next question.
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5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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Now pass this along to all your " smart friends" and hope they do better than you did.
(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions !!)
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
" No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window? "
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DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ????????
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
" No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window? "
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DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ????????
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Globalisation
Question: What is the truest definition of
> >Globalisation?
> >
> >Answer: Princess Diana's death.
> >
> >Question: How come?
> >
> >Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian
> > boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a
> >German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
> >who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
> >Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by
> >an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
> >
> >And this is sent to you by a Sri Lankan, using Bill
> >Gates' technology and you are probably reading this on
> >one of the IBM or Toshiba machine that use Taiwanese-made chips,
> >and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
> >workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
> >driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded
> >by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal
> >aliens, and finally sold to you.
> >
> >That, my friend, is Globalization!
Question: What is the truest definition of
> >Globalisation?
> >
> >Answer: Princess Diana's death.
> >
> >Question: How come?
> >
> >Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian
> > boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a
> >German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
> >who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
> >Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by
> >an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
> >
> >And this is sent to you by a Sri Lankan, using Bill
> >Gates' technology and you are probably reading this on
> >one of the IBM or Toshiba machine that use Taiwanese-made chips,
> >and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
> >workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
> >driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded
> >by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal
> >aliens, and finally sold to you.
> >
> >That, my friend, is Globalization!
neroshan said:Love...................
Love is when two people touch each other's soul.
Love is honesty and trust.
Love is helping one another.
Love is mutual respect.
Love means that differences
can be worked out.
Love is reaching your
dreams together.
Love is the connection
of two hearts,
...yours and mine!
man meken pic deka thunak horakam karannada?
very nice... very cool,,, :
School Habits
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> > >> >
> > >> > >School habits
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
> > >> > >1. St Thomas going to places drugs taking lu
> > >> > >St. Joseph going to wish after girls lu
> > >> > >St Peters going going no ending lu
> > >> > >Royal college going behind smart girls lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >2. Bishop girls always hari selfish lu
> > >> > >Gothamila always without sleeves lu
> > >> > >Ladies girls always glass houses lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath Gothamila half naked lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >3. Trinity college very often putting level lu
> > >> > >Isipathanala very often wining rugger lu
> > >> > >Thurstanla always hari fighting lu
> > >> > >Dharmarajala very often exam fail lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >4. High good mighty big vishakiansla lu
> > >> > >a unata Royalistla un passen lu
> > >> > >Eaka ahala Ladieslata harima jealous lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath D.S. lage heart loving lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >5. D.S. sirimavolata line damai lu
> > >> > >Ea unata sirimavola ganan nogai lu
> > >> > >Royal college S.T.C. ali oluwen lu
> > >> > >Ea unata Muesueslata oluwa nahai lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >6. Anula college kehel lelle lissanawa lu
> > >> > >St Johnsla ehe gihin adu kadila lu
> > >> > >St. Thomas eaka hinda paththu badie lu
> > >> > >Mahanamala eaka ahala hina wela lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >7. St peters morning lessons Savoy eke lu
> > >> > >St Thomas morning lessons MUSAEUS eke lu
> > >> > >Westly boys school ending prison eke lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath Thurstanla usaviye lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >8. St Peters moda ale peenanawa lu
> > >> > >Holy Family eaka dhakala godin yanawa lu
> > >> > >Nalandala Gothamila hoyan yanawa lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath sirimavola bright cases lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >9. D.S. eke old boys hari handsome lu
> > >> > >Ea unata new boysla harima gode lu (Ofcourse that's true!!!)
> > >> > >Mahanama school band harima gode lu
> > >> > >Eaka ahala Anandalata harima happy lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >10. Brigetians la always MC eke lu
> > >> > >Anula girls always after boys lu
> > >> > >H.F.C. always giving boots lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath Mahanamala footboard eke lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >11. Museusla always collect boys lu
> > >> > >Devi girls always natanna laga lu
> > >> > >Anandiansla always hari hansom lu
> > >> > >kohoma unath Musuesla Harima Ugly lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >12. Methola always namen wada lu
> > >> > >St. Thomas always goin un passe lu
> > >> > >Dharmapala wewla wewla cricket playing lu
> > >> > >D.S. eke posh porawal harima cute lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >13. Royallata Trinitiansla harima bayai lu
> > >> > >Eaka hinda Royalla waduro wagei lu
> > >> > >D.S. eke cricket piththa karen aran lu
> > >> > >Ea unata Benadictsla pol piththen lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >14. Isipathanala always konde hadai lu
> > >> > >Eaka dakala Vishakalata full upset lu
> > >> > >St peters pol karaththe thallu karai lu
> > >> > >Eaka hinda S.B.C. film balai lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >15. Mahanama wal alinge bata kanawa lu
> > >> > >Sebastian eaka dakala gini badinawa lu
> > >> > >Wales kumarata eaka dakala harima hina lu
> > >> > >S.P.M. eaka hinda hadu kadulen lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >16. St. Thomas couple couple hotel yanawa lu
> > >> > >Nalandalata morning lessons kellangen lu
> > >> > >Isipathanala hama thissema thappe uda lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath mee serama school habits lu
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> > >> >
> > >> > >School habits
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> > >> > >
> > >> > >1. St Thomas going to places drugs taking lu
> > >> > >St. Joseph going to wish after girls lu
> > >> > >St Peters going going no ending lu
> > >> > >Royal college going behind smart girls lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >2. Bishop girls always hari selfish lu
> > >> > >Gothamila always without sleeves lu
> > >> > >Ladies girls always glass houses lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath Gothamila half naked lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >3. Trinity college very often putting level lu
> > >> > >Isipathanala very often wining rugger lu
> > >> > >Thurstanla always hari fighting lu
> > >> > >Dharmarajala very often exam fail lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >4. High good mighty big vishakiansla lu
> > >> > >a unata Royalistla un passen lu
> > >> > >Eaka ahala Ladieslata harima jealous lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath D.S. lage heart loving lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >5. D.S. sirimavolata line damai lu
> > >> > >Ea unata sirimavola ganan nogai lu
> > >> > >Royal college S.T.C. ali oluwen lu
> > >> > >Ea unata Muesueslata oluwa nahai lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >6. Anula college kehel lelle lissanawa lu
> > >> > >St Johnsla ehe gihin adu kadila lu
> > >> > >St. Thomas eaka hinda paththu badie lu
> > >> > >Mahanamala eaka ahala hina wela lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >7. St peters morning lessons Savoy eke lu
> > >> > >St Thomas morning lessons MUSAEUS eke lu
> > >> > >Westly boys school ending prison eke lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath Thurstanla usaviye lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >8. St Peters moda ale peenanawa lu
> > >> > >Holy Family eaka dhakala godin yanawa lu
> > >> > >Nalandala Gothamila hoyan yanawa lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath sirimavola bright cases lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >9. D.S. eke old boys hari handsome lu
> > >> > >Ea unata new boysla harima gode lu (Ofcourse that's true!!!)
> > >> > >Mahanama school band harima gode lu
> > >> > >Eaka ahala Anandalata harima happy lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >10. Brigetians la always MC eke lu
> > >> > >Anula girls always after boys lu
> > >> > >H.F.C. always giving boots lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath Mahanamala footboard eke lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >11. Museusla always collect boys lu
> > >> > >Devi girls always natanna laga lu
> > >> > >Anandiansla always hari hansom lu
> > >> > >kohoma unath Musuesla Harima Ugly lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >12. Methola always namen wada lu
> > >> > >St. Thomas always goin un passe lu
> > >> > >Dharmapala wewla wewla cricket playing lu
> > >> > >D.S. eke posh porawal harima cute lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >13. Royallata Trinitiansla harima bayai lu
> > >> > >Eaka hinda Royalla waduro wagei lu
> > >> > >D.S. eke cricket piththa karen aran lu
> > >> > >Ea unata Benadictsla pol piththen lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >14. Isipathanala always konde hadai lu
> > >> > >Eaka dakala Vishakalata full upset lu
> > >> > >St peters pol karaththe thallu karai lu
> > >> > >Eaka hinda S.B.C. film balai lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >15. Mahanama wal alinge bata kanawa lu
> > >> > >Sebastian eaka dakala gini badinawa lu
> > >> > >Wales kumarata eaka dakala harima hina lu
> > >> > >S.P.M. eaka hinda hadu kadulen lu
> > >> > >
> > >> > >16. St. Thomas couple couple hotel yanawa lu
> > >> > >Nalandalata morning lessons kellangen lu
> > >> > >Isipathanala hama thissema thappe uda lu
> > >> > >Kohoma unath mee serama school habits lu
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TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH
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> > > TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH !
> > > >
> > > > BOY : May I hold your hand ???
> > > > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> > > > BOY : You love me...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ???
> > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ???
> > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
> > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : How soon ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ???
> > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Man : You remind me of the sea.
> > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ???
> > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
> > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ??
> > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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> > > TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH !
> > > >
> > > > BOY : May I hold your hand ???
> > > > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> > > > BOY : You love me...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ???
> > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ???
> > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
> > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : How soon ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ???
> > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Man : You remind me of the sea.
> > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ???
> > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
> > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ??
> > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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