Maths Of LIfe

[IveyStyle]

SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE
SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = AFFAIR
SMART WOMEN + DUMB MAN = MARRIAGE
DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY
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[IveyStyle]

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need​

 

[IveyStyle]

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife​

 

[IveyStyle]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man​

 

[IveyStyle]

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all​

 

[IveyStyle]

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die​

 

[IveyStyle]

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing​

 

[IveyStyle]

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does​

 

[IveyStyle]

A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument​