WOMEN ' S Dictionary:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you ' ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you ' re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You ' re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN ' S Dictionary:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let ' s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I ' d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I ' d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I ' d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I ' d like to have sex with you
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you ' ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you ' re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You ' re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN ' S Dictionary:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let ' s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I ' d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I ' d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I ' d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I ' d like to have sex with you
