Q: What's the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Husband decides to wash his own clothes and goes to the washing machine. A moment later, he yells out to wife:
" What's the setting you use to wash shirts?"
"It depends," wife says, "what does it say on your shirt?"
"University of Oklahoma."
A: Puppies grow up.
Husband decides to wash his own clothes and goes to the washing machine. A moment later, he yells out to wife:
" What's the setting you use to wash shirts?"
"It depends," wife says, "what does it say on your shirt?"
"University of Oklahoma."
It was in an e mail forwarded by a male. 
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