Mervin Silva's letter to Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a
Computer for our home and we
Have found some problems, which I
Want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is
No 'Stop' button. We request you to
Check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-
Scooter is available in system? I find
Only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter
At my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not
Working properly. My wife lost the
Door key and we tried a lot trace the
Key with this 'find' button, but was
Unable to trace. Please rectify this
Problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word'
Now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
Sentence, so when you will provide
That?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse
And keyboard, but there is only one
Icon which shows 'My Computer':
When you will provide the remaining
Items?
6. It is surprising that windows says
'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
Single photo of mine. So when will
You keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'
What about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
Since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent
Documents'. When you will provide
'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide
'My Secret Places'. I do not want to
Let my wife know where I go after
My office hours.
10.Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir,
How is it that your name is GATES
But you are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Dr.Mervin Silva
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a
Computer for our home and we
Have found some problems, which I
Want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is
No 'Stop' button. We request you to
Check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-
Scooter is available in system? I find
Only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter
At my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not
Working properly. My wife lost the
Door key and we tried a lot trace the
Key with this 'find' button, but was
Unable to trace. Please rectify this
Problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word'
Now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
Sentence, so when you will provide
That?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse
And keyboard, but there is only one
Icon which shows 'My Computer':
When you will provide the remaining
Items?
6. It is surprising that windows says
'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
Single photo of mine. So when will
You keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'
What about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
Since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent
Documents'. When you will provide
'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide
'My Secret Places'. I do not want to
Let my wife know where I go after
My office hours.
10.Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir,
How is it that your name is GATES
But you are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Dr.Mervin Silva
