Nice...........Sentenses

[buddhika19]

thanks

 

[sameera_ranga]

 

[randula01]

ha ha lokka mara ewanae dannae..............

 

[Shiwantha]

nice1

 

[madhu4gr]

nice one bro
hebei EK eke kello umbata toku aneee owa dala

 

[ndnk]

E mokada e?

nice one bro
hebei EK eke kello umbata toku aneee owa dala

 

[niroshan84515]

maxxxaaa machan. ela

 

[Kalindugayan]

attane

 

[Eclipse]

Repost nam Sorry.com

Nice sentences-dont skip without reading

3 Easy Ways to Die :


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..


4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.



9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.



10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

some r true some r funny !! really somethings bothering me 2, thanx mate!!!

 

[Shameer]

AMMOOOOO MAARA EWWA NE KIYALA TIYENNE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billl Gates]

 

[milindasenarath]

true true

bt repost nam thama
bt its ok

 

[tharuksha123]

hehe....
sira machan...

 

[Thanu]

hehe

good ones

 

[lansoft]

Shaaaa Niyamai Patta...
THnks Wewa....

 

[miyuru4u]

mare maru

 

[ndnk]

WElcome

 

[ni_shi2005]

mr.been ta boooooooooot wage

 

[ereshthush]

ela paara

 

[ndnk]

mr.been ta boooooooooot wage

Bu ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa::::