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Diego97

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What is rape?
Rape is sexual operation without co-operation where there is
insertion of an erection into a depression without permission.

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A nun visits a doc for urine test. Her report gets exchanged.
Doc: Nun u r pregnant.
Nun: Oh my god! We can't even trust candles now!

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Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. but
behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man.

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Sex is like a restaurant. Someties u get full satisfactory
service,
and
sometimes you have to be satisfied with "self-service".

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A mobile is like a woman.... talks non-stop, costs a fortune,
disturbs
you
when u r busy, and when you need them urgently, they have no
service