OBAMA CALLS PUTIN A JACKASS

[Al Baik]

G20 ENDS ABRUPTLY AS OBAMA CALLS PUTIN A JACKASS

ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

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Alexander Zemlianichenko/AP

 http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/09/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass.html

 

[Thuzanga]

If this really happened, Putin would have fucked Obama up. lol

 

[netlife007]

I think Putin is a Jack Ass..................... since he is preventing, wiping off Mullahs in Syria....

 

[Rovin]

did he really say like that ? if this obama-putin conflict continues, i'm pretty sure we will get closer to WWIII.

 

[P789]

Did Obama Really Call Putin a Jackass? No - It's Complete Satire

On September 6th Andy Borowitz, writing for The New Yorker, published an article titled G20 ENDS ABRUPTLY AS OBAMA CALLS PUTIN A JACKASS which has caused quite a stir on social media. He claimed that U.S. President Barack Obama went on a name calling tirade, hurling insults at his Russian nemesis Vladimir Putin. The article is pure satire but from the activity I’ve witnessed on facebook and twitter, many people are under the impression that it’s fact and that’s a shame because nothing could be further from the truth. How do I know this? Because there isn’t one single news outlet besides The New Yorker with a corroborating story – and trust me, if it were true every news site on the web would be running it! Yes, there are dozens of smaller blogs which have copied and pasted it in it’s entirety directly from the New Yorker site but there are no other reports written by anyone other than Borowitz. It’s also obvious as you scan through Borowitz’s other articles that all of his “work” is simply satire. Many of them make me wish they were true, but none of them are. In Borotwitz’s defense,The New Yorker is a newsy, entertainment type magazine and not a news agency. But misleading information is just that and there can be huge consequences when the funny story happens to involve political leaders currently engaged in determining whether or not they’re gonna blow up the damned world. I wish The New Yorker would put forth more of an effort to label Andy’s work as satire, but scanning the article page I can’t find a single reference denoting it as such.

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[Sadun Buwa]

 

[NUWAN BUWA]

 

[suuraya]

pussy dick
lol that not the way how presidents talking
fake news.
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[NUWAN BUWA]

did he really say like that ? if this obama-putin conflict continues, i'm pretty sure we will get closer to WWIII.

if obama said it..yep we a ..

 

[NUWAN BUWA]

pussy dick
lol that not the way how presidents talking
fake news.
allah fuckbar

 

[IveyStyle]

did he really say like that ? if this obama-putin conflict continues, i'm pretty sure we will get closer to WWIII.

yoohoo which mean a new game coming up

 

[killershan]

Fake news