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    Lejayange

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    හික්... හිකිස්...
    උඹේ මාතෘකාව දැක්කම මම හිතුවෙ ජෝන් කිව්වෙ "ව්‍යාඝ්‍රයා"ට කියල
     

    sika2

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    නිධානයක් උඩ
    A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks ‘Why is the last one so cheap?’
    "Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

    When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

    When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laugh too.

    When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"