A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solution to the food
shortage in the rest of the world'
The servey was a huge failure.
In Africa - They didn't know what 'food' meant.
In Sri Lanka - They didn't know what 'honest' meant.
In Europe - They didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In China - They didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In Middle East - They didn't know what 'solution' meant.
In South America - They didn't know what 'please' meant.
In USA, They didn't know what 'rest of the world' meant.





- Shanthi
Two kids are arguing over whose farther is the bigger coward.
the first one said," My dad is so scared that when there is lightning,
he slides underneath our bed.
the second jid says, "Thats nothing! my dad is so scared that when
my mom works on night shift he sleeps with the women next.



- Ranjith Ratnachandra
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solution to the food
shortage in the rest of the world'
The servey was a huge failure.
In Africa - They didn't know what 'food' meant.
In Sri Lanka - They didn't know what 'honest' meant.
In Europe - They didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In China - They didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In Middle East - They didn't know what 'solution' meant.
In South America - They didn't know what 'please' meant.
In USA, They didn't know what 'rest of the world' meant.





- Shanthi
Two kids are arguing over whose farther is the bigger coward.
the first one said," My dad is so scared that when there is lightning,
he slides underneath our bed.
the second jid says, "Thats nothing! my dad is so scared that when
my mom works on night shift he sleeps with the women next.



- Ranjith Ratnachandra