Pissu kora jokes

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    vidura99

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    A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines

    himself n says:

    2 inches more & I'll be a king.

    His wife sitting behind says:

    2 inches less & you'll be a queen.
     

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    3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,

    hi I'm Peter not a saint,

    hi I'm Paul not a pope,

    I'm john not a baptist,

    the girl said hi

    I'm mary not a virgin!
     

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    Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.

    Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!!
     

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    Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
    Mr. Tony Joseph: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

    Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
    Mr. Tony Joseph: Head Cleaner.

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