@p~Ymq`s@g~ Jokes & r`jpk~’; .
One day @p~Ymq`s@g~ @b`dQg`dQ @k`@h~q yn~n gQhQl~l`. k#lyk awrmA @vl`.iwQA @mQ @qn~n` a#vQq yn@k`t @p~Ymq`st @w~r#n`lR r`jp] @h`qtm by@vl` in~@n~ kWyl`. iwWA @p~Ymq`s a#hRvlR . a#yQ @vvWln~@n~ mcA kWyl`.
mcA uB by @vl` @n~q ?. @m`n pWs~sEq @p~Ymq`s. mm by n#h# .
iwQ dblm a#vWq@gn ynv`. on~n iwQA a`yQw~ @p~Ymq`s ahnvlE r`jp] n#h# kWynv`.
on~n tQkk~ @vl` yn@k`t @qn~ntm Toilet Problem ekk~ . @qn~ntm yn~n o@nlE.
iwWA r`jp] kWynv` @p~Ymq`st mt Toilet yn~n oQ@n~ bA.
ew@k`t @p~Ymq`s kWynv` ovQ bA mtw~ oQ@n~. iwQA @qn~n` k$@l~ vlk~ h`r@gn p#y b`gyk~ v#dlE. oQn~n q#n~ @h`q gn~n w#nk~ @hvQvlE. ew@k`t q#k~klE a#lk~! . iwQA @qn~nm a#Lt b#h#l` @h`~q @h`~q in~n @k`t @p~Ymq`s a#hRvlR.
mcA uB byq kQyl` . ew@k`t r`jp] kQynv`. ayQ@y`~ mm kW p`rk~ kQvQvq mm by n$ .. .
ew@k`t @p~Ymq`s ahnv` :
mhQn~q… a#yQ e@hnmQ oy` m@g~ ps~s p#w~w @h`~qn~@n~.
One day @p~Ymq`s@g~ @b`dQg`dQ @k`@h~q yn~n gQhQl~l`. k#lyk awrmA @vl`.iwQA @mQ @qn~n` a#vQq yn@k`t @p~Ymq`st @w~r#n`lR r`jp] @h`qtm by@vl` in~@n~ kWyl`. iwWA @p~Ymq`s a#hRvlR . a#yQ @vvWln~@n~ mcA kWyl`.
mcA uB by @vl` @n~q ?. @m`n pWs~sEq @p~Ymq`s. mm by n#h# .
iwQ dblm a#vWq@gn ynv`. on~n iwQA a`yQw~ @p~Ymq`s ahnvlE r`jp] n#h# kWynv`.
on~n tQkk~ @vl` yn@k`t @qn~ntm Toilet Problem ekk~ . @qn~ntm yn~n o@nlE.
iwWA r`jp] kWynv` @p~Ymq`st mt Toilet yn~n oQ@n~ bA.
ew@k`t @p~Ymq`s kWynv` ovQ bA mtw~ oQ@n~. iwQA @qn~n` k$@l~ vlk~ h`r@gn p#y b`gyk~ v#dlE. oQn~n q#n~ @h`q gn~n w#nk~ @hvQvlE. ew@k`t q#k~klE a#lk~! . iwQA @qn~nm a#Lt b#h#l` @h`~q @h`~q in~n @k`t @p~Ymq`s a#hRvlR.
mcA uB byq kQyl` . ew@k`t r`jp] kQynv`. ayQ@y`~ mm kW p`rk~ kQvQvq mm by n$ .. .
ew@k`t @p~Ymq`s ahnv` :
mhQn~q… a#yQ e@hnmQ oy` m@g~ ps~s p#w~w @h`~qn~@n~.