**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
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**'Hello?'**
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**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**​

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**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**​

**After a brief pause,**​

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**
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Brief Pause.



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**Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**​

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**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
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**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


**'I did it, Daddy.'**

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**'And what happened, honey?' **



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'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
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**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
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**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
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**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**



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**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
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**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**​



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
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*****Long Pause*****



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*****Longer Pause*****​



*****Even Longer Pause*****​

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**Then Daddy says,**​

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**'Swimming pool? ...........**​

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**Is this 486-5731?'*



**No, I think you have the wrong number........*
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