Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times?
Santa : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.
Santa wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this village?
Santa: No sir, only small Babies!!
American says: US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai
Santa says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai!!
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Santaji, how far is LAND?
Santa: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Santa: DOWNWARDS.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl : Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa n Banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
Santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
Santa : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.
Santa wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this village?
Santa: No sir, only small Babies!!
American says: US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai
Santa says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai!!
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Santaji, how far is LAND?
Santa: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Santa: DOWNWARDS.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl : Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa n Banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
Santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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