Sinhala Jokes(සිංහල ජෝක්ස් )

[nirockzzz]

Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why?

He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!



A person went to a Sardar's shop.

Person: I want 2007 calender

Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left


Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...

 

[prabu123]

Hikizz

 

[cybernalin]

patta pata pata

 

[prageeth119lk]

නියමයි බන් දිගටම අප්ඩෙට් කරන්න
+++ජයවේවා

 

[dgvirajm]

ado sirawta patta bn!
+rep

 

[SEWWANDA SINGHEPURAGE]

rep ++

 

[nirockzzz]

Hikizz

patta pata pata

නියමයි බන් දිගටම අප්ඩෙට් කරන්න
+++ජයවේවා

ado sirawta patta bn!
+rep

rep ++

thnx.

 

[♥♦♣♠]

 

[~Archer~]

maxxa

 

[opishan]

pattai macho...

 

[lankanBoy]

ela ela

 

[amila_banks]

fatttaazzzzzzz machanzz............

 

[කලු පූසා]

ado maxa thread ekakne meka

 

[කලු පූසා]

mechchara kal kohomada man meka nodeka hitiye

 

[Mr.System32]

 

[nirockzzz]

maxxa

pattai macho...

ela ela

fatttaazzzzzzz machanzz............

ado maxa thread ekakne meka

mechchara kal kohomada man meka nodeka hitiye

Thanx for da comments guys

 

[nirockzzz]

MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.

Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?


Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address


A sardar spent 3 hours in a library reading a book, and then said, "So boring yaar... So many characters but no story"
Librarian said: "Sardarji this is a telephone directory"


Sardar1: Did you consult the eye doctor about your eyes ?

Sardar2: Yes, but the doctor was more blind than me.

Sardar1: How do you know ?

Sardar2: He was looking at my eyes with a torch !

 

[nirockzzz]

 

[TaurusRX]

ela ela....................

 

[crazybuddy]

පට්ට ජෝක්ස් ටික මචෝ..තව දාපන්..එලම කිරි.රෙප් දෙන්න බැරිලු.හෙට දෙන්නම් ආ..