Once a smoker was smoking at airport...
A gentleman came & asked him: How much do u smoke a day?
Smoker: Why?
Gentlman: If u had collected the money instead of smoking,the plane which is infront of u,would have been yours!!
Smoker: Do u smoke?
Gentleman: No!
Smoker: Is that plane yours?
Gentlman: No!
Smoker: Thanks 4 ur advice, but tht plane is mine
(smoker's name is - VIJAY MALLYA)

