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[gpindika]

Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

 

[gpindika]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

 

[gpindika]

Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER

 

[gpindika]

Girl:when V get marrid, I want 2 share all Ur worris,troubls & lighten Ur burden.
boy:it's very kind of U,darling, but I dont hav any worris or troubls.
girl:well dat is becaus V arn't marrid yet

 

[gpindika]

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother

 

[gpindika]

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

 

[gpindika]

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this Year bring Happiness for you Dear.

 

[gpindika]

New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish

 

[gpindika]

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

 

[meshenic]

niyamai..... thankx

 

[gpindika]

niyamai..... thankx

Ur Welcome & Well Come as A Senior Member!

 

[gpindika]

hi moon! dim ur li8t,
hello wind! breeze soft,
hi flower! blossom slowly,
hello earth! spin gently,
coz my love going 2 sleep

 

[gpindika]

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

 

[gpindika]

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

 

[gpindika]

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

 

[gpindika]

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

 

[gpindika]

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

 

[gpindika]

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

 

[gpindika]

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!

 

[gpindika]

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever