=>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

[gpindika]

Funny

A Toilet is like a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise,
and ultimately drop the matter.

 

[gpindika]

Funny

"ALCOHAL" Contains "FEMALE HARMONES"

Proof: After Drinking. . .

Men Get Weight

Talk Unnecessarily

Become Extra Emotional

&

Start Fighting. . . . . . . ;->

 

[gpindika]

Funny

Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish

When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me

I Allowed

Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows

 

[gpindika]

Funny

Educational Progress. . . .


B.S.
Bull Shit. . .


M.S.
More Shit. . .


Ph.D.
Piled Higher & Deeper. . . . ;->

 

[gpindika]

Sexy

We all love to spend lots of money for
buying new clothes.
But honestly
Did we ever realized
that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend
without clothes!!

 

[gpindika]

Friend
A friend is one
who sees ur
1st drop of Tear,
Catches the 2nd,
stops the
3rd
&
Turns the 4th
into a SMILE
Keep Smiling

 

[gpindika]

Friend

I dropped a tear in the ocean while Thinking of You...And I promise 2 be Your Friend till I find it...

 

[Chamith0659]

Funny

the boss has forgotten to close his zipper.the secretary lady had seen this.she said"sir have u forgot 2 close ur garage door this morning".the boss did not understan what she said went on working.later he saw his zipper not closed.he wonder what the secatery has seen.. aske her"when my garage was opned hv u seen my jaguarpark inside"the sctry said "i hv't seen a jaguar. i only saw a maruti 800 with flat tires

 

[Kalindugayan]

honda honda
karagena yannako

 

[Chamith0659]

Sexy funny
Reena asked tina what is the difference between boy's nd gils?
tina told they r nauty we r beauty
thet hv cheast we hv breast
they hv muscls we hv nipals
they hv 2 small balls we hv big 2 balls
they hv big pole we hv big holl
they can F**K we can suck
they r brilliant we r pregnant

 

[gpindika]

Funny

the boss has forgotten to close his zipper.the secretary lady had seen this.she said"sir have u forgot 2 close ur garage door this morning".the boss did not understan what she said went on working.later he saw his zipper not closed.he wonder what the secatery has seen.. aske her"when my garage was opned hv u seen my jaguarpark inside"the sctry said "i hv't seen a jaguar. i only saw a maruti 800 with flat tires

Nice But 2 Long 4 A SMS

 

[gpindika]

Sexy funny
Reena asked tina what is the difference between boy's nd gils?
tina told they r nauty we r beauty
thet hv cheast we hv breast
they hv muscls we hv nipals
they hv 2 small balls we hv big 2 balls
they hv big pole we hv big holl
they can F**K we can suck
they r brilliant we r pregnant

Maxxi A

 

[gpindika]

honda honda
karagena yannako

Ubath Ithin help 1k Diyannko....

 

[gpindika]

Wish

I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

 

[gpindika]

Love

Take My Eyes but let me C U.
Take my mind but let me think about U.
Take my hand but let me touch U.
But if U want to take my heart,
Its already with U!

 

[gpindika]

Wish

Care for the one who shares with U,
share with the one who knows U,
know the one who MISSES U,
MISS the one who WELL WISHES 4 U,
Wish U all the Best.

 

[gpindika]

Difficulties in Ur life do not come to destroy U,
but 2 help U realise Ur hidden potential & Power,
Let Difficulties know that U 2 R DIFFICULT
((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))

 

[gpindika]

Think
No one can go back &
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!
Hope U'll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy!

 

[gpindika]

WiSh
I asked God to make U happy,
make U smile,
guide U safely thru every mile;Grant U wealth,
give U health & most of all give U love & care!

 

[gpindika]

FuNNy
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->