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I send to you warm wishes, That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday
SeXy
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She"ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u"ll hv a child
on children`s day. Don"t try this on everybody.
U"ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She"ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u"ll hv a child
on children`s day. Don"t try this on everybody.
U"ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
SexY
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn"t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
A: A computer doesn"t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
sexy
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first,
lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first,
lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.
April fool SmS
Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I'm so sorry to hear you got fired ! " - Act surprised they didn't know yet.
Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I'm so sorry to hear you got fired ! " - Act surprised they didn't know yet.
Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
April fool SmS
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON"T WORK AGAIN
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON"T WORK AGAIN
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur"s Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
A study has proved
that all fools use their
THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!
that all fools use their
THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It"s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON"T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Good Time, Bad Time,
Day Time, Night Time,
Work Time, Off Time,
Happy Time, Sad Time,
Sleep Time, In the Mean Time...
I MISS YOU all the Time.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
