=>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

[gpindika]

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

 

[gpindika]

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....

 

[gpindika]

A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

 

[gpindika]

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

 

[gpindika]

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

 

[gpindika]

We Hit 4**




=>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

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[gpindika]

People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.

 

[gpindika]

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

 

[gpindika]

A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty."

 

[gpindika]

GOD IS AN INVISIBLE PARENT & PARENTS ARE VISIBLE GOD. SO IF U MAKE THE
VISIBLE GOD HAPPY AUTOMATICALLY THE INVISIBLE GOD BECOMES HAPPY.
LOVE YOUR PARENTS.

 

[gpindika]

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

 

[gpindika]

Aey, listen.............. 2 people were asking me ur details today,
I gave them ur address and cell no.
They will be visiting you soon,
Their names are JOY AND HAPPINESS

 

[gpindika]

Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so plz don't walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

 

[gpindika]

--<-@
A rose for you
Because I love you

 

[gpindika]

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

 

[Xmanlk]

I love the 'y'
I love the 'o'
I love the 'u'
put them together
and I love 'you'

 

[Xmanlk]

(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

 

[Xmanlk]

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

 

[Xmanlk]

A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"

 

[Xmanlk]

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?