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[gpindika]

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

 

[gpindika]

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

 

[gpindika]

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

 

[gpindika]

I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how you …
eat an ice cream!

 

[gpindika]

Normal heart ECG
_,-._/l_,-._/,_,-._/,

ECG when semester xams r goin on
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_

& when results r
announced

______________
Dont worry

 

[gpindika]

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

 

[gpindika]

Have a dream to get you
I have a dream to hold you
I have a dream to be with you
I have a dream for you with me
I have a dream that I believe in
Because I know...

Dreams come true - just believe.

 

[gpindika]

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunit
A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,
wish u an optimistic life..

 

[gpindika]

The world will provide you with stones every day; what you build out of it is you outlook - A Bridge or a Wall.

 

[gpindika]

God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen, we may never understand,his wisdom but we simply have 2 trust his will. God bless you all the way.

 

[gpindika]

Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot...
if u dont agree with me,

TRY TO SIT ON A PIN!!!

 

[gpindika]

Types of people:

Pretender:farts silently then acts innocent.
SHY:farts softly den smiles.
Arrogant:farts loudly n laughs.
Unlucky:tries to fart but shits.

 

[gpindika]

This World is going very fast if you want to touch the foot of success you also have to go very fast otherwise you will never be able to touch the foot of success.

 

[gpindika]

NEVER THINK OF THE PAST,IT BRINGS TEARS.NEVER THINK OF THE FUTURE,IT BRINGS FEARS.SO,LIVE LIFE IN THE PRESENT AND ALWAYS HAPPY

 

[gpindika]

Success is like your own shadow...if u try to catch it u will never succeed..ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!
Best Of luck

 

[gpindika]

May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

 

[gpindika]

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

 

[gpindika]

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

 

[gpindika]

A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND

 

[gpindika]

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No