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[gpindika]

hi guyes....................

WellCome 2 EK

 

[gpindika]

SUNDAY HOLY HUMOUR.
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly,
'I know what the Bible means!'
His father smiled and replied, 'What do you mean, you 'know'
What the Bible means?
The son replied, 'I do know!'
'Okay,' said his father. 'What does the Bible mean?'
'That's easy, Daddy...' the young boy replied excitedly,' It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

 

[gpindika]

Mena Anik Story Tike Links

when the doorbell rings.....

Always let your boss....

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

But it won't keep you there.

Life calculations

Doing nothing

A little bird was flying

 

[Xmanlk]

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

 

[Xmanlk]

Fact1 U can't touch all ur teeth with ur tongue

Fact2 After reading first fact,allfools try it,

Fact3 1st fact is wrong.............

 

[Xmanlk]

What's the difference between your smile and my smile.
You smile when you are happy,
and I smile when you are happy.
So
Please be happy and keep smiling.

 

[Xmanlk]

Teacher to student: there is two type of sex on earth i.e. male and female
one student : teacher i know few more.
teacher : what?
student : bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....

 

[Xmanlk]

A man asked 2 God what's the difference b/w ur LOVE and my LOVE
GOD replied: A bird in the sky is my LOVE..
A bird in the cage is ur LOVE

 

[Xmanlk]

Silence dsnt mean I m Gone, Quiet dsnt mean I m Dead, Being with others dsnt mean
I 4got U. Deep in my heart Anywhere Anytime U r always remeberd & cared.

 

[Xmanlk]

It's not ur mistake if u can't read the eyes which cheats u,but it's
really ur mistake if u can't read the eyes which cares you

 

[Xmanlk]

Always be happy
Never be sad
This is my saying
Remember that

 

[Indika²]

Meka Num marai

 

[Indika²]

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So this is what i want to say, live in my heart and stay there forever.​

 

[Indika²]

Hoping that the love you shared years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy, love and happiness to celebrate again​

 

[Indika²]

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life was when you married me.
Thank you my loving wife, for the years we share I know one thing for sure we make a wonderful pair.​

 

[gpindika]

ThanX Dear Its Realy Cute/..............

 

[gpindika]

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

 

[gpindika]

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter​

 

[Xmanlk]

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may
never piss this way again."

 

[Xmanlk]

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!