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[Dreamworks_naveen]

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Learn from the mistakes of others
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The most influential sentence which should always be followed in life:-

"THE RACE IS NOT OVER… BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WON YET…"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

SHOES THAT PUT ON OUR FOOT ARE SOLD IN AIRCONDITIONED SHOWROOMS

BUT VEGETABLES WE EAT ARE SOLD ON FOOT PATH

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?


Wow! New Underwear.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

If U find a friend better than me, Go Ahead.... I wont Stop u!

But when he/she leaves u, Look behind....

I will be there to...
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.
Slap U....

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I love ur attitude of being positive & make others of being so but it can b so dangerous 4 u. U know why ???

GUESS ???

NO !!!

GUESS AGAIN ?????

NO ONCE AGAIN !!!!!

OK HAAR MAAN Lee

IN CASE OF HIV

IF U R & U R TRYNG 2 MAKE OTHERS, SO BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME OF BEING +VE.

 

[florealworld]

ela...............poor old man.

 

[asanka10]

ela ela fattaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What is the different between chew gum and begum?

Both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

ush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.

Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.

Plane's Pilot: if i drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy.

 

[Hiroshan1]

ush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.

Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.

Plane's Pilot: if i drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

In a crowded bus an older Monk, asked a standing pretty young woman to sit on his lap, which woman did to avoid getting bumped to other opportunists standing around.

In a short while she jumps and stands up. Anxious to help damsel in distress other passengers started watching curiously for what happened?

Embarrassed Monk pleaded, "My child, please sit down."

The angry woman pointed finger and yelled, "Baba, you have to first make IT sit down before I can sit again there."

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.
It is just a formality,
Like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

 

[sharki333]

Ela ela machoooooooooooooooooooo