Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Doctor(to the patient):u seem to be recovering fast.
I find u healthier today.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
I find u healthier today.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her
In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister
Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.
Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.
Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.
Never kiss police woman. She will say
Stop and hands up. Never kiss nurse.
She will say next. Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.
Stop and hands up. Never kiss nurse.
She will say next. Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...
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