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[Dreamworks_naveen]

In an ill_law country in Asia a sign was hanging in bus

For Caution of Carefulness against rude bully drivers:

Whether you climb the bus Or Bus climbs on you Same thing You pay the ticket.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife-Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz I won't be able to digest this wonderful news.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
OMG...! U 2

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Your network tariff has changed Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper. Congrats You can make free calls!

 

[Aragorn]

 

[ozone_buzzer]

Thanks!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Visiting Sister's Husband: What is the most spoken about thing in your town.

Wife's Sister: What was so much talked about in this town, you already took away.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

It takes Thousand workers to build a castle,
Ten Thousand workers to build a city,
Million workers to build a nation,
But it takes only one woman to make a Home Happy.
And that woman is my Maid.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A friend asked a divorced woman, "When you were divorced you had only Child, How come now you have three children?"

The woman explained, "Well he comes here occasionally to apologize"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

In an ill_law country in Asia a sign was hanging in bus

For Caution of Carefulness against rude bully drivers:

Whether you climb the bus Or Bus climbs on you Same thing You pay the ticket.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman.

Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him."

The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead."

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] []

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

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U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
If u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

If you stood in front of me and held up 11 roses,
I would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.