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Boy & Girl in restaurant :
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I dont Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I dont Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor
And a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor
And a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
U put ur face out,
Then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
I put my dog out of the window,
U put ur face out,
Then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Waiter, 2 flies are drowned in my soup!
Waiter: Should I stop my work and train them how to swim.
Waiter: Should I stop my work and train them how to swim.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $99.
Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $99.
Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Customer: I'd like a mouse mat, please.
Salesperson: Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.
Customer: Make sure it is compatible with my computer.
Salesperson: Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.
Customer: Make sure it is compatible with my computer.
A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".
Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".
Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".
Son asks father diff btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
Ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
Ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.
The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.."
The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.."
Heart beat are countless,
Spirits are ageless,
Dreams r endless,
Memories are timeless
And a friend like u is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless...
Spirits are ageless,
Dreams r endless,
Memories are timeless
And a friend like u is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless...
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