Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie
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A Sleeping LION is stronger than a Barking DOG.
So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER
By
Last Bench Association
Good Morning
So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER
By
Last Bench Association
Good Morning
A.B.C.D.E.F.G
“A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl”
Reverse of it:
G.F.E.D.C.B.A
“Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again”
“A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl”
Reverse of it:
G.F.E.D.C.B.A
“Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again”
When u feel alone
When nobody is with u
When nobody is near u
When u miss everybody,
That means,
U r in ‘TOILET’
When nobody is with u
When nobody is near u
When u miss everybody,
That means,
U r in ‘TOILET’
Santa was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying..
"we r on outskirts."
Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?"
"we r on outskirts."
Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?"
Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sist
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sist
Santa at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa says - "Baljith Singh Married"
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa says - "Baljith Singh Married"
Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
Santa's theory :
Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
Santa & Banta are driving a Car,
Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working,
He puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working,
He puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
Santa shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."
" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.
They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.
They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.
Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
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