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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.

Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.

 

[born2post]

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this.

 

[born2post]

U r very spl 2 me
I always pray 4 ur safty
I cant B with u at al times
So pls B careful.
Especially, wen u jump from tree 2 tree..!

 

[born2post]

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

 

[born2post]

Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,
Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test

 

[born2post]

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?
so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

 

[born2post]

Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Enjoy
Pig=Eat+Sleep
So Human=Pig+Work+Enjoy
Human-Enjoy=Pig+Work
Humans Who Dont Enjoy=Pig At Work

 

[born2post]

A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

 

[born2post]

Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
On d bike’s silencer. GM

 

[born2post]

Americans Invented Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Sri lankans Invented Missed Call.!
Proud To Be An
Sri lankans

 

[born2post]

Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.

 

[born2post]

2 lovers r sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch d girl
Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage
Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage

 

[born2post]

British: Why You Indians r in
differnt colors?
Look We r All White!
Sardar: Horses r In Different
Colors,
But Donkeys r All
The Same..

 

[born2post]

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money
Rich girl: my credit card
bt
Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

 

[born2post]

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

 

[born2post]

Laden’s Son In America School
Sir Asked Him i Have 4 Apple.
How Can i Divide it Among 5 Children ?
His Ans: Simple Kill One Child..

http://sms.fun12.com/2008/09/25/ladens-son-in-america-school/#respond

 

[born2post]

Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers,
“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !