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2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.

'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.

'No, 6 should be enough.'

 

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Boy & Girl in restaurant :
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I dont Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........

 

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

 

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Reverse dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty
& when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

 

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

 

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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.

Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

 

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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor
and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!

 

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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'

 

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

 

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Girls are like internet domain names...

the ones I like are already taken.

 

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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...

plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

 

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God made man and then rested.

God made women and then no one rested.

 

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When i open my eyes every morning,
i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

 

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

 

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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I cry.
U laugh.. I laugh.
U jump out of d window..
I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

 

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Do u ever recall the first day we met?
R first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.

 

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He who is devoid of the power to forgive,
is devoid of the power to love....
(Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.)

 

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I love you, not for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you....
(Roy Croft.)

 

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Dance like no one's watching,
love like you'll never be hurt,
sing like no one's listening,
live like it's heaven on earth....
(William Purky.)

 

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In real love you want the other person's good.
In romantic love, you want the other person....
(Margaret Anderson.)