A woman was having sex with her
lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high
Suddenly she heard her husband
arrive. She told her lover,
stay like statue and Don't move. Husband: Who is this?" Wife: This is a robot I bought to hv sex
with when u r travelling. Husband: Ok let's hv sex now Wife: No sweetheart , yesterday I got
my period. So I will go & make a cup of
coffee 4 u. After she left the husband said "Damn it
I'm so horny, I will fuck this robot!
He tried fucking. The lover started
talking in a metallic robotic way:
"SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE". Husband: Damn! robot is not working
properly. I'm throwing it out of the
window. The lover realised that he was on the
20th floor
so he said
"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
PLEASE TRY AGAIN
usspu ekak
