Men are like laxatives they irritate the shit out of you Still Women likes man
Men are like parking spots the good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped Still Women likes man
A man is like a snowstorm you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it Still Women likes man
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Still Women likes man
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Still Women likes man
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odours and don't work half the time. Still Women likes man
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you. Still Women likes man
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Still Women likes man
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature Still Women likes man
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know, it's never happened Still Women likes man
Why are men like tile floors? If you lay ' em properly the first time, you can walk over them for years. Still Women likes man
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. Still Women likes man
AND FINALLY Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because these men already have boyfriends! Still Women likes man
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