As the Sri Lanka army continues to advance on the territory of Tamil Eelam (which is only Temporary assures LTTE military spokesperson Irasiah Illantharyian) the LTTE has decide to enlist the help of the the A-Team!
TamilNet has learnt that the original contract had in fact gone to Rambo, after Thalaivar (who is an avid Movie Fan) watched the latest Rambo 4 Movie where he saw John Rambo annihilate an entire battalion of Gook-like Burmese(Myanmar) Army State-Terrorists an all their sophisticated weaponry like that used by the SL armed forces… He called Rambo’s Hollywood agent up to get Rambo’s availability but was shocked to hear that Rambo was in fact 61 years old and that he was portrayed in the movie with the help of a lot of special effects to make him look much younger and with much less Man-B*obs than he actually has!
The LTTE then also tried to call upon the Ghostbusters as their ad on the TV seemed enticing, but being that the Ghostbusters have not been employed for over 20 years they were not reachable. Nor was MacGuyger who also has not been in action for 20 odd years. It was tragic as these two Mercs would have been ideal for dealing with the GoSL.
TamilNet: LTTE A Team
TamilNet and the LTTE leadership eargerly await the A-Team as they will land on the shores of Eelam, and get ready to come up with a really Cunning Plan to defeat the Sinhala Army. It will only be a matter of time. So please Diaspora Tamils, please keep sending Thalaivar and the LTTE your hard earned Janitor wages and we will win Eelam with the help of the A-Team….
TamilNet has learnt that the original contract had in fact gone to Rambo, after Thalaivar (who is an avid Movie Fan) watched the latest Rambo 4 Movie where he saw John Rambo annihilate an entire battalion of Gook-like Burmese(Myanmar) Army State-Terrorists an all their sophisticated weaponry like that used by the SL armed forces… He called Rambo’s Hollywood agent up to get Rambo’s availability but was shocked to hear that Rambo was in fact 61 years old and that he was portrayed in the movie with the help of a lot of special effects to make him look much younger and with much less Man-B*obs than he actually has!
The LTTE then also tried to call upon the Ghostbusters as their ad on the TV seemed enticing, but being that the Ghostbusters have not been employed for over 20 years they were not reachable. Nor was MacGuyger who also has not been in action for 20 odd years. It was tragic as these two Mercs would have been ideal for dealing with the GoSL.
TamilNet: LTTE A Team
TamilNet and the LTTE leadership eargerly await the A-Team as they will land on the shores of Eelam, and get ready to come up with a really Cunning Plan to defeat the Sinhala Army. It will only be a matter of time. So please Diaspora Tamils, please keep sending Thalaivar and the LTTE your hard earned Janitor wages and we will win Eelam with the help of the A-Team….
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