GIRL : "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl :"I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl :"Because he touched my hand."
Priest :"Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl ; "Yes father."
Priest :"That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest :"Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest :"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl :"Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest :"Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl :"Yes father."
Priest :"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"
Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her "you know where")
Girl :"YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest :"(after a few minutes) That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl : "But father he had AIDS!
Priest :"SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl :"I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl :"Because he touched my hand."
Priest :"Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl ; "Yes father."
Priest :"That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest :"Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest :"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl :"Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest :"Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl :"Yes father."
Priest :"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"
Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her "you know where")
Girl :"YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest :"(after a few minutes) That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl : "But father he had AIDS!
Priest :"SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
