What's your secret that could ruin your life if it came out?

[askElakiri]

over to you elakiri

 

[Captain Gutt]

Who's going to tell a secret in public forum that can ruin your life?

 

[WhiteWalker]

That I once found an injured alien next to a bush while I was walking in the woods somewhere you wouldn't know. He was unconscious as I thought and crashed saucer was few meters away. I knew government agents are on their way and so I got it's weapon and hid it somewhere they wouldn't search. Few months later I visited their again and collected the weapon and now it's in my room. I still couldn't figure how it works. I don't even know if it's a weapon at all. But it shoots this green beams when pressed some buttons and it makes burned marks on the surface where the beam hits.

 

[dinukap4]

That I once found an injured alien next to a bush while I was walking in the woods somewhere you wouldn't know. He was unconscious as I thought and crashed saucer was few meters away. I knew government agents are on their way and so I got it's weapon and hid it somewhere they wouldn't search. Few months later I visited their again and collected the weapon and now it's in my room. I still couldn't figure how it works. I don't even know if it's a weapon at all. But it shoots this green beams when pressed some buttons and it makes burned marks on the surface where the beam hits.

Time to nuke sinhalese

 

[WhiteWalker]

Time to nuke sinhalese

I don't think so. I tried shooting some stray dogs with it. Dogs didn't feel a thing.

 

[KasunKDP]

I don't think so. I tried shooting some stray dogs with it. Dogs didn't feel a thing.

the beam might only interact with a specific chemical compound...
u should try eyes...
shoot at a dogs eye...

 

[WhiteWalker]

the beam might interact with a specific chemical compound...
u should try eyes...
shoot at a dogs eye...

That's hard to do with stray dogs. Gonna try it with the one lives in our home. Hope it works.

 

[KasunKDP]

That's hard to do with stray dogs. Gonna try it with the one lives in our home. Hope it works.

or try it on testicles...
so that it would become sexually impotent...
good way to wipe out them annoying fucks..

 

[WhiteWalker]

or try it on testicles...
so that it would become sexually impotent...
good way to wipe out them annoying fucks..

But where's the fun in it. I prefer beheading There's nothing like a bleeding dog head

 

[KasunKDP]

But where's the fun in it. I prefer beheading There's nothing like a bleeding dog head

Wish that weapon beam could do that...

 

[Nash_Node]

i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns

 

[WhiteWalker]

Wish that weapon beam could do that...

Wish it could mutilate humans too.

 

[jamiezue]

I found out there are no hamsters in Xhamster. Just Mice and Beavers. Yes I watch porn

 

[WhiteWalker]

i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns

you just made that up didn't you ?

 

[Cruelbank]

i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns

 

[KasunKDP]

i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns

dont lie on public forums...

 

[jamiezue]

i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns

 

[Nash_Node]

you just made that up didn't you ?

HOW DARE YOU !...

heres the ring on my wife's finger

 

[KasunKDP]

I had sex with emma watson...
Infact she lost her virginity from me...
she wanted me to keep this as a secret...
im posting this cuz i know that no one gonna believe me....there would be no affect on her fame..

 

[upulpdn]

ela ela nash node... ​