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ex-muslim Ahmed

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    Sunan Abu Dawud
    Book 1, Number 0270:
    Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:


    Umarah ibn Ghurab said that his paternal aunt narrated to him that she asked Aisha: What if one of us menstruates and she and her husband have no bed except one? She replied: I relate to you what the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) had done.

    One night he entered (upon me) while I was menstruating
    . He went to the place of his prayer, that is, to the place of prayer reserved (for this purpose) in his house. He did not return until I felt asleep heavily, and he felt pain from cold. And he said: Come near me. I said: I am menstruating. He said: Uncover your thighs. I, therefore, uncovered both of my thighs. Then he put his cheek and chest on my thighs and I lent upon he until he became warm and slept.

    චීයා , ඊක්, ඈක්කා, :baffled::baffled::baffled:
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    මේ කුරාන් එක වගේම මුස්ලිම්ස්ලගේ අනිත් ශුධ්ධවූ පොතක්. කියන්නේ හඩිත්, හඩිස් කියල. මේකේ තියෙන්නේ මුහම්මද්ගේ චරියාව. මොකද හැම මුස්ලිමෙක්ම මුහම්මදව ආදර්ශයට ගන්න ඕනේ. මේ හඩිස් වල මරු මරු එව්ව තියෙනවා. මුල ඉඳල කියවපන්.:lol:
     

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    මේ කුරාන් එක වගේම මුස්ලිම්ස්ලගේ අනිත් ශුධ්ධවූ පොතක්. කියන්නේ හඩිත්, හඩිස් කියල. මේකේ තියෙන්නේ මුහම්මද්ගේ චරියාව. මොකද හැම මුස්ලිමෙක්ම මුහම්මදව ආදර්ශයට ගන්න ඕනේ. මේ හඩිස් වල මරු මරු එව්ව තියෙනවා. මුල ඉඳල කියවපන්.:lol:

    Is this correct version ? muslims friend pls confirm :lol:
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    Is this correct version ? muslims friend pls confirm :lol:
    මේන් කියලා ඇවිල්ල කන්ෆර්ම් කරයි බලන් ඉඳපන්!

    භූමිතෙල් ගෑවුනු ගැරඬි වගේ දුවන හැටි :lol: බලන්න පුලුවන්
     

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    Is this correct version ? muslims friend pls confirm :lol:

    I don't think so. Whenever authentic Hadis is quoted it is quoted with the script. For example, an authentic hadis would be quoted as "**** Hadis ****" Buhary : Chapter : Verse. So anyone can refer it and read the interpretations (of meaning) of these hadis

    Whatever is not quoted in that proper way cannot be taken as authentic. Ex-Muslim Ahmed is either a person who was never a Muslim pretending to be an Ex or he is indeed an Ex-Muslim who has a serious grudge against Islam and Muslims for whatever the reason. So don't take everything in its face value as he says, but challenge him to quote the source always
     

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    guys that thing about the mensus is false....wow so much hatred, and who ever fabricated it, please dont insult our prophet like this!!
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    Muslim, Vol. I, no. 863, Ch. CLXXIII
    It is forbidden to lift one’s eyes toward the sky in prayer. Abu Huraira reported Allah’s apostle saying: “People should avoid lifting their eyes towards the sky while supplicating in prayer, otherwise their eyes would be snatched away.”




    :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    when will it happen ?? I am waiting .:lol::lol:
     

    ibnanv

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    Do you know science

    Home fly may trams fir a disease but with that disease it may provide medicine also. The prophet Mohammed PBUH said "It the home fly falls in your drink then dip the whole fly into the drink pull it out because on one of its wings there may be a disease but there is its medicine on the other wing" (Refer Bukar, Ibn Maja Ahmed.He also said" Verily on one of the wings of home fly there is poison and on the other wing there is its cure If home fly falls on food then dip the fly in it because it brings for word the poison and delays the cure" Refer to Ahamed IBN Maja There is medical miracle in the a bore sayings of the prophet Mohammed PBUH which if the international medical circles are just must be recognized and recorded by golden ink. What has been revealed by the prophet of Islam before fourteen centuries the modern discovery. The prophets saying shows the significance of the venation between the poison its are the body subject to disease. The above saying shows that if the home fly fall in eatables or drink bales we have to remember that it might drop in it harmful germs. We have to remember also that the home fly is nursing the medicine for the same disease caused by the germs it dropped in the food or drunk. Therefore if we dip the whole insect inside the food drink, then we create ahggenic balance. In other words we can be safe of the disease because we have already got its medicine. The amount of the bacteria dose in the fly is equal to the amount of the bacteria therefore it is capable of eliminating it. Now it is suientically prophet that the fly secrets an enzyme called bacteria or germs killer which may hang on or attack the home fly. Hence it is a proof to the cerrectness of the saying of the prophet of Islam. Dr. Amin Ridha, the professor of bones surgeon in medical college in Alexandria Unwisely wrote a research about the He dith of Home Fly. He confirmed that the old medical references contain medical prescribe tion to different diseases which advice to use Home fly. In the modern time the surgeons of the 1930 who were in the period which preceded the discover of sulfate have witnessed the medication of chuonic bone breaks and chuonic ulcers by Home fly This bone breaks and chuonic ulcers undulates that modern science has confirmed the correctness of the prophets sayings which have been revealed to him by God before fourteen centuries
     
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    Book 040, Number 6844:

    'A'isha reported that she heard Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The people would be assembled on the Day of Resurrection barefooted, naked and uncircumcised. I said: Allah's Messenger, will the male and the female be together on the Day and would they be looking at one another? Upon this Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: 'A'isha, the matter would be too serious for them to look to one another.

    හෙහ් හෙහ් හෙහ් හේ!!!! Day of Resurrection එකේ ඔක්කොම හෙළුවෙන්!!!!
     

    elakiriaiya

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    In this World & the Hearafter
    Dear br's and sister's any person good or bad can play with anything but not penetrating directly into the religion as a public personal vengeance on Religious opinion of any religion...and taking there opinion and suggestion as a joke and ride and its not applicable to submit comments which does hinder a persons religious choice.

    Whether it be good or bad it doesn't matter and nothing concerns personal if something is personal talk to that individual personally and comment on his misbehavior rather than rattling bursting irrelevant outburst to the world which in fact is not worth doing cos as an individual you do not gain any benefit out of that - but hatred and enmity among individuals tends to rise in an ignorant society.

    So Br's take extra precaution in submitting religious topics and opinions as a joke cos whoever casts a joke to kindle and berserk and rouse community as some ignorant politicians do for their own person benefit and gain material benefit may do so that's a different issue.

    Kindly if there is any mistake in my comments br's please do correct me and I willing to accept your humble opinion whether it be right or wrong.
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    කිඹුලා බනිස්;8689448 said:
    යේක උම්බලට තැන් තේරෙනව නේත? අල්ල විෂ්වාෂ කොලේ නැත්තං පුක්ක නේ!:lol::lol::lol:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: