Rib Ticklingly funny Hadiths!

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

anybody want authentic camel piss??

 

[මහ නිළමේ]

anybody want authentic camel piss??

ලංකාව ඊළඟ මැච් ඒක දිනුවොත් ඒක සමරන්න අපි ඔටු හුජ්ජ්යි මැසි පියාපත් සුපුයි බොමු.

 

[ibnanv]

Will you drink poison for me? Mark 16:18

Believers are told in Mark 16:17-18 that they can drink "any deadly thing" and "it shall not hurt” them. But I don't think you would be naive enough to drink any arsenic offered. Perhaps I'm wrong and you would be willing to test the Book's veracity-"lay it on the line" so to speak?
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Biblical Errancy Pamphlets by Dennis McKinsey Pamphlet 1 Q16.(Mark 16:15-18 NIV) He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation. {16} Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. {17} And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; {18} they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well."


IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE IN JESUS THEN DRINK

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

ලංකාව ඊළඟ මැච් ඒක දිනුවොත් ඒක සමරන්න අපි ඔටු හුජ්ජ්යි මැසි පියාපත් සුපුයි බොමු.

 

[IcedEarth]

Back???

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

camel piss?

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

Book 019, Number 4309:

It is narrated on the authority of Abu Sa'id that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: On the Day of Judgment there will be a flag fixed behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.

පුක පලාගෙන පොලු එනවලු! බලාගෙන. හික් හික් හික්z

 

[top_secret]

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

Book 019, Number 4309:

It is narrated on the authority of Abu Sa'id that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: On the Day of Judgment there will be a flag fixed behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.

පුක පලාගෙන පොලු එනවලු! බලාගෙන. හික් හික් හික්z

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

වතුර වලින් පුක හෝදන්ඩ එපා. ගල් කැට ගෙනියපල්ලා නබියා වගේ.

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

බොග දාන්න යනකොට ගල් කැට ගෙනියන අය අත් උස්සන්ඩ බලන්ඩ!

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

බොග දාන්න යනකොට ගල් කැට ගෙනියන අය අත් උස්සන්ඩ බලන්ඩ!

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

 

[Lewke]

 

[Sri_Lankan_Atheists]

වතුර වලින් පුක හෝදන්ඩ එපා. ගල් කැට ගෙනියපල්ලා නබියා වගේ.

 

[Salafist]

hahahahahaaahaahahaaaaaa

Weak hadeeth. False hadeeth. Funny to the non-muslim. haaaaaa

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

hahahahahaaahaahahaaaaaa

Weak hadeeth. False hadeeth. Funny to the non-muslim. haaaaaa

Are you laughing at Hadeeth's? Are you laughing at your prophet Muhammed?

So your religious scriptures are corrupted? is that what you say?

 

[මරුසිරා]

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