Rib Ticklingly funny Hadiths!

ex-muslim Ahmed

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    Drink camel piss

    Narrated Abu Qilaba: "Anas said, "Some people of 'Ukl or 'Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine . So they went as directed and after they became healthy, they killed the shepherd of the Prophet and drove away all the camels. The news reached the Prophet early in the morning and he sent (men) in their pursuit and they were captured and brought at noon. He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron, They were put in 'Al-Harra' and when they asked for water, no water was given to them." Abu Qilaba said, "Those people committed theft and murder, became infidels after embracing Islam and fought against Allah and His Apostle . (Sahih Bukhari, Ablutions (Wudu'), Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234)"

    Now this is medicine prescribed by messenger of Allah! Dont argue just find a camel and drink the pee! and For your enemies , thats how you should show kindness! cut their hands and feet!, yes and it is called religion of peace!:lol:

     
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    ela_eluwa120

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    He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron

    and Zakir Naik call this person(who ordered to cut hands and feet of other people) Matthiya Buddha..:angry:

    bilibaganna ona kunu kathawak kiyai..:frown:
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron

    and Zakir Naik call this person(who ordered to cut hands and feet of other people) Matthiya Buddha..:angry:

    bilibaganna ona kunu kathawak kiyai..:frown:

    Forget for moment about matthiya buddha, Just for a second, think! Can this be a messenger of God ? Or some sadistic psychopath?:baffled:
     

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    Look at yourself first. What is hafizsaad, dwelling in Islamabad, Pakistan doing in a Sri Lankan Buddhist forum. Don't you have any-other work in your life in addition to propergating your faith here.
    you people have no other point just involving country and showing worst racism.. Comeout from this local thinking, this is global world.
     
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    hafizsaad

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    Buddhist do mind. They don't go to Pakistani forums to preach Buddhism.
    This is my religious responsiblity to defend my religion whereever i am, my 80 percent post is just answering budhist...
    Lets come to pakistani forum...in pakistani forum people dont think budhism is also a religion, they just think its a modified form of hinduism...
     

    hafizsaad

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    All the critiques against Buddhism are answered fully with all the details. You can find them searching this religious forum.
    we know how much logicaly you have answered about rebirth concept, karma, idiol worshiping etc.
    it is the problem that our religion dont permit us to insult and make fun with other religion otherwise you could not defend even a single concept of your religion , if we choose your style..
    Religion is not the matter of Fun Mate.
     
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    amila_90210

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    This is my religious responsiblity to defend my religion whereever i am, my 80 percent post is just answering budhist...
    Lets come to pakistani forum...in pakistani forum people dont think budhism is also a religion, they just think its a modified form of hinduism...
    So ....
    You mean if they learn that difference , will they welcome :rolleyes:
    and is 'Hinduism' is not welcome in Pakistan ?
     

    amila_90210

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    ෴පද පේළී෴
    we know how much logicaly you have answered about rebirth concept, karma, idiol worshiping etc.
    it is the problem that our religion dont permit us to insult and make fun with other religion otherwise you could not defend even a single concept of your religion , if we choose your style..
    Religion is not the matter of Fun Mate.
    logic ah? in which logic/science you explain the Almighty GOD concept?

     

    ela_eluwa120

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    you people have no other point just involving country and showing worst racism.. Comeout from this local thinking, this is global world.

    you people also have no other point just involving religion and showing worst religious intolerance...Come out from your mono-religious stereotyped thinking, this is a global world.:P
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron, They were put in 'Al-Harra' and when they asked for water, no water was given to them.


    This is the behavior of a prophet, a messenger of god, the pioneer of "religion of peace". Yes. Now who is the genius who doesn't understand LOGIC in this??:lol:


     

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    He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron, They were put in 'Al-Harra' and when they asked for water, no water was given to them.

    Wrong section. I don't find this funny. :no: