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[suranga84]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[suranga84]

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

 

[suranga84]

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

 

[suranga84]

James Bond and a chicken are talking.
The chicken asks James Bond: Whats your name?
He replies: The names Bond, James Bond.
James Bond then asked the chicken: whats your name?
He says: the names Ken, Chic-ken!!!

 

[sharki333]

එල එල..මරු ජෝක් එක

 

[suranga84]

TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
AMDA : No, teacher, it's the same dog !

 

[Muthumina]

I read thias from beginig to end (here)
And laughed heartily sometimes fora as long as 8 seconds


Obalaata bohoma pin

 

[Muthumina]

This was the funniest to me

 

[sachii]

I read thias from beginig to end (here)
And laughed heartily sometimes fora as long as 8 seconds


Obalaata bohoma pin

thanks for reading.
your pleasure encourage us to continue this.

 

[prageeth119lk]

meka net eken hoya gaththa ekak

 

[ac2000]

මේ අවුරුද්දෙ මුල සූර්යග්‍රහනයක් තිබ්බා මතකද?මේ සිද්දිය උනේ එදා.සුගතයි දෙවින්දයයි චැට් කර කර හිටියේ.
සුගත් - අඩෝ මචන් අද solar eclipse එක බැලුවද? මරු නේ ?
දෙවින්ද - මොකක් ?
සුගත් - solar eclipse එක බං. බැලුවෙ නැත්නම් වැඩක් නැ.ඉක්මනට බලපන්.
දෙවින්ද – අඩේ සුගතා තරහ නැතුව මට link එක එවපන්කො.
සුගත් -මොකක්?
දෙවින්ද - solar eclipse එකේ link එක එවපන් යකෝ.

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මේකනම් සිරාම සීන් එකක්..​

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[h_abeysinghe]

lol
menna magen tikak
habai UTUBE

meke nam embeded DISABLE
menna LINK eka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht1UHOTD9eQ&feature=related

 

[h_abeysinghe]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find dad staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

 

[h_abeysinghe]

 

[ac2000]

lol
menna magen tikak
habai UTUBE



meke nam embeded DISABLE
menna LINK eka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht1UHOTD9eQ&feature=related

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[h_abeysinghe]

Present For Husband​

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

.

 

[h_abeysinghe]

 

[h_abeysinghe]

What will your people do when the network goes down?

 

[h_abeysinghe]

SORRY IF REPOST

mewa wala mona hari awul nam kiyapan man DELETE karanam

 

[h_abeysinghe]

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