your fav quote/saying

[dmdarshana]

Unless you have bad teeth..

This quote was said by Mother Teresa

 

[twisted]

‎" Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."

does this mean I gta stop smiling with guys?

 

[stephen007]

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let us begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians.'

'Now,who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997! '

Now with almost mob hysteria, someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses testifying against him - 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And, as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".(recession)

 

[Rovin]

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

 

[dmdarshana]

does this mean I gta stop smiling with guys?

you are able to think whatever you want. it depend on you

 

[twisted]

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let us begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians.'

'Now,who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997! '

Now with almost mob hysteria, someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses testifying against him - 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And, as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".(recession)

quite long a quote lol

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

dude take off the bra for the love of god

you are able to think whatever you want. it depend on you

don't you smile at me

 

[Rovin]

dude take off the bra for the love of god

God told me not to do that

 

[twisted]

God told me not to do that

you freaking cross dressers now do it in the name of god

 

[kosandpol]

This quote was said by Mother Teresa

then she must have had good teeth.

 

[twisted]

then she must have had good teeth.

she used to use supiriwiki

 

[kosandpol]

she used to use supiriwiki

she got toothpaste imported from SL ?

 

[Rovin]

you freaking cross dressers now do it in the name of god

Done

 

[twisted]

she got toothpaste imported from SL ?

overwhelmed by her good nature, SL sponsored her toothpaste

 

[krizta]

Mean Girls (2004)

Girl: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Girl: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Girl: They make you gain weight like crazy.!!!!
Regina: Motherf***

 

[kosandpol]

you freaking cross dressers now do it in the name of god

maybe he really has boobs..

 

[twisted]

Done

so ..wuts the size lol

Mean Girls (2004)

Girl: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Girl: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Girl: They make you gain weight like crazy.!!!!
Regina: Motherf***

this movie was kinda fun lol

maybe he really has boobs..

he seems to be very proud of them

 

[Myth]

A Freind With Weed Is A Freind Indeed

 

[Myth]

Ask no questions and you will be told no lies

 

[Myth]

Take what you can, give nothing back

 

[ac2000]

Take what you can, give nothing back