Oh lol i saw this now.. i have alot ! saved down on notepad
There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.” - Johnny Depp
"There is a little Bugs Bunny in all of us.” - Johnny Depp
“I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.” - Michael Jackson
"I will tell you what I will do and what I will not do. I will not serve that in which I no longer believe, whether it call itself my home, my fatherland, or my church: and I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defence the only arms I allow myself to use — silence, exile and cunning." - James Joyce
"But why is the rum gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will.” - Peyton Sawyer
"finally that fucking little cunt BAMBI is dead"
'"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal"
"I've found him, I have Jesus in the trunk"
"Would you like red or white wine with your piece of vulcanized lizard's cock from the moon?"
"Where-ever he falls, there shall he be buried"
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack"
"why thats just fanfuckingtastic"
"boofuckinghoo"
"ladifuckingdha"
"A Little Bit Of Jazz!!!
Yay Jazz!!"
"Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. "
"I love you, I love you so much, I'm going to cut off my hand write you a poem with my own blood, read it READ IT you bitch READ IT!!"
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money"
"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves", "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
"staying on the scene like a sex machine"
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
"I see I divided the room with that joke. There was people who laughed, and people who are going to Heaven"
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - Albus Dumbledore
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Screw you guys. I'm going home." - Eric Cartman
"Respect my AUTHORITAH!" - Eric Cartman
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - Albus Dumbledore
"The time would come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy." - Albus Dumbledore
"Ladies and Gentleman, The Heartbreak Kid: Shawn Michaels has left the building." - Shawn Michaels
"I see Love in Black and White. Passion in shades of "Gris". But when it comes to You and I, Color is all I see." - Lady Gaga
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