GHOSTS A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on
> Paranormal Studies.
>
> To get a
> feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe
> in ghosts?'
>
> About 90
> students raise their hands.
>
> 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who
> believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
>
>
> About 40 students raise their
> hands.
>
> 'That's really good. I'm
> really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to
> a ghost?'
>
> About 15
> students raise their hand.
>
> 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
>
>
> Three students raise their
> hands.
>
> 'That's fantastic. Now let
> me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to
> a ghost?'
>
> Way in
> the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
>
> The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son,
> all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
> ever claimed
> to have made love to a ghost.
> You've got to come up here and tell
> us about your experience.'
>
> The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin,
> and began to make his way up to the podium.
>
> When he reached the front of the room, the professor
> asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
> ghost?'
>
> Ahmed
> replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said
> Goats."
>
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> Paranormal Studies.
>
> To get a
> feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe
> in ghosts?'
>
> About 90
> students raise their hands.
>
> 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who
> believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
>
>
> About 40 students raise their
> hands.
>
> 'That's really good. I'm
> really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to
> a ghost?'
>
> About 15
> students raise their hand.
>
> 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
>
>
> Three students raise their
> hands.
>
> 'That's fantastic. Now let
> me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to
> a ghost?'
>
> Way in
> the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
>
> The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son,
> all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
> ever claimed
> to have made love to a ghost.
> You've got to come up here and tell
> us about your experience.'
>
> The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin,
> and began to make his way up to the podium.
>
> When he reached the front of the room, the professor
> asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
> ghost?'
>
> Ahmed
> replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said
> Goats."
>
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