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  1. rith

    "Needs ironing."

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law...
  2. rith

    Smart Answer......18+

    This kid and his grandfather were going fishing one day and the grand father pulls out a cigar. At this time in the morning the bugs were really biting and so the kid asked his grandfather if he could have one. His garndfathers said, "Can you touch your ass with your dick?" The kid replied...
  3. rith

    Joke

    Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kindergarten teacher. "Were going to play a guessing game". "Ok here we go, its a fruit, its yellow, and tastes good". Little Susie raised her hand. "its a lemon!" "No I'm sorry its a banana but I'm glad to se your thinking" "Next one, its red, a fruit...
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    An Indian man

    An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands...
  5. rith

    Difference between Potentiality and Reality

    Youngest Son: 'Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'reality'?' Dad: 'I will show you' Dad turns to his wife and asks her: 'Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars'? Wife: 'Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity'! Then Dad asks his...
  6. rith

    30 Real Feelings of Girls

    1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart. 2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology. 3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she...
  7. rith

    Air out your car

    Open the windows after you enter your car for a short while. According to research done by a U.C., the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener will emit Benzene, a cancer causing toxin (carcinogen). In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia, and reduces white blood cells...
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    Escaped Convict

    A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's...
  9. rith

    Daddy, How Was I Born?

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We...
  10. rith

    Need Help

    HI..... Can you please provide the link to download THOPPIGALA 2 GAME...:D
  11. rith

    Lie clock

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your...
  12. rith

    A Blonde Woman

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a policewoman, who was also blonde. The blonde officer asked to see the blonde driver's License. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she...
  13. rith

    Awesome reply

    We always face situations where boss says to complete the work in no time.... takes extra resources if you want..... maybe this reply can help in those situations.... It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much...
  14. rith

    Coincidence!!

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar......sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special...
  15. rith

    Oye Ojaye

    hi frnds, Does any one have the song(Video) "OYE OJAYE" new version by BnS.
  16. rith

    The Pope And the Rabbi

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy ... There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in...
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    In tonight's programme

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten Terror.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless...
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    cowboy boots

    An elderly couple, Edna and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Edna looks him over...
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    Sydney Fox radio

    This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate...
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    UNUSUAL FUNERAL

    A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached...

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