Teacher "Now class behave, because God is everywhere"
Tommy "Is God in this classroom?"
Teacher "Yes Tommy"
Mary "Is God in the playground?"
Teacher "Yes Mary"
Johnny "Is God in my back garden?"
Teacher "Yes Johnny"
Johnny "But I don't have a back garden"
Little John's father was a lectuerer and one of his senior was coming to home with him for lunch that day. So, he called little johny's mom and said we will be having a guest and so you sent little johny somewhere or he will say something rubbish.
Little johny's father reached home with the...
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by
the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
could not contain himself as he ran home
and started to tell his mother...
One day Lil Jony says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Gradma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother
Anti terrorism speaker says LTTE tigers sold hundreds of Norwegian passports to Al Qaeda group
(By Walter Jayawardhana)
Falk Rovik, chief spokesperson of the organization called Norwegians Against Terrorism making a public lecture in Toronto Canada said Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam...
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