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    Orgasms

    1) Positive Orgasms..."Oh yes,Ohh yess,OHHH YESSSSS" 2) Negative Orgasms..."Oh no, Ohh noo,OHHHH NOOOOO" 3) The Spiritual Orgasm.."Oh god,Ohh godd,OHHH GODDDD" 4) The fake Orgasm....."Oh Daaarlin,Ohh Daaarling, Ohhh Daaarling" 5) The Indian Classical Orgasm...
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    IF_I_CAN_I_THINK_I_CAN

    A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was the teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can. The...
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    Name Of The Man

    A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick,3 poundleft ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner brown". The small white guy...
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    The True Love Story

    > A true story - Took place in a village >in >Hatton. > > > Sunil and Chandani were couple very much in love. Sunil was from a > >poor > > > low-cast family, while Chandani was the daughter of a...
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    Try Not To Cry

    This is beautiful! Try not to cry. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally...
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    BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE

    ----- Before the marriage----------------: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She...
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    GENARAL JOKES

    General Jokes ☻Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly! ☻Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost! ☻2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?' T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't...
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    Letter To Bill Gates

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates (is that your real name? .....so funny) , This letter is from the Udurawana from the Kandy Hilly's. We have bought a Computer with Microsoft for first time to our home and we have big problems , which I want to be bringing to your notices. 1. After connect to...
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    Letter To Bill Gates

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates (is that your real name? .....so funny) , This letter is from the Udurawana from the Kandy Hilly's. We have bought a Computer with Microsoft for first time to our home and we have big problems , which I want to be bringing to your notices. 1. After connect to...
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