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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Top 22 things an Indian does after returning from "US"

    22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. 19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi"...
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    Alphabet - Senior's Version

    A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention) H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low) I...
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    Questions.... ?

    So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question.... Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my...
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    Patient's cards

    1. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 4. The patient is tearful and crying...
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    21st Century....

    Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless...
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    Signs that you are a Net Addict

    1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!! (FOR DIAL UP'S) 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU! 5. You...
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    Why the Call center Guys are paid so much

    PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a...
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    Just a regular married guy ( nOn veg JOKE )

    There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearlyforty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by thehusband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always awake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as...
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    Cool meanings

    Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. *********** Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree...
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    Floppy Drive {18+ nOn veg joke }

    One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, one of our Blonde female employees flagged me down and asked for help. "My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?" I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I Found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like...
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    Asking the Right Question

    Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?" The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not...
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    9 YEARS OLD GIRL WAS ABDUCTED BY 4 CHINESE MEN.....Open with care !!

    According to the reports: This incident was happened at International City ( Dubai ). 9 year old girl was abducted by 4 Chinese men. After these men went to hospital due to their excessive vomiting…the doctor had doubt. They have discovered that these men were eating some flesh from a...
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    Termonator 4 : Salvation Latest Wallpaper

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    The Beautiful and a Bungler

    This morning on the freeway to work, I looked over to my left and there was a beautiful Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked just away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my...
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    Heriditary { nOn veg Joke }

    Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied...
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    EVER WONDER where we are headed...

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop...
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    CLEAN AND STRESS RELIEVING HUMOUR

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 ********* No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to...
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    Proposed Sinhala version of Windows 7

    File = Pile Save = Beragannda Save as = Mehema Beragannda Save all = Okkoma Beragannda Find = Hoyanna Find Again = Ayeth Hoyanna Move = Aying Karanna Mail = Thapal Mailer = Piyum Mahaththaya Zoom in = Loku Karanna Zoom out = Podi Karanna Replace = Meka aran araka daanna Run = Duwanna...
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    Coincidence ( nOn veg jOke )

    A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini The bartender says "What a coincidence, The only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking triple martinis". After a few sips of his drink, the man walks up to the woman and says, "Isn`t...
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    BOYS - GALS

    WOMAN has MAN in it . SHE has HE in it. Mrs. has Mr. in it. LADY has LAD in it. MISTERESS has MISTER in it. MADAM has ADAM in it. HOSTESS has HOST in it. FEMALE has MALE in it ......and so on the list is never ending SO NO need to be proud ....Girls YOU are always incomplete without...

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