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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Quotes to think upon...

    I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. I do not know which makes a...
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    School answering machine

    This is the message that apparently a Secondary School staff in the Midlands voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. It came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and Parents to...
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    Bug the life out of irritating callers

    Ten ways to stop those credit card sales, mobile companies, insurance calls from irritating you: 1 After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. 2 Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her, if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you...
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    Diary Of a Young Wife

    Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though...
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    Where u are

    If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that. Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right - you are in Kolkata. Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third...
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    Did your job rejected?

    Next time your application for a job is rejected... Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been...
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    Biggest Mystery of Maths....

    Biggest Mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulae made, But still.. X is unknown!! XXX is well known!!
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    Casual Day

    A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same. Week 1 Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 Memo 2: Spandex and...
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    Dialog - NEW MY10 Rates

    Now you can add ANY local numbers (SLT, Mobitel, Tigo, Hutch, Airtel, Suntel, Lankabell) to MY10 group which is charged at 50 cents per minute for Post paid packages. PER SECOND BILLING.
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    Engineers jokes

    Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. ---------------------------------------------------------- Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the...
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    Are You Ready to Have Children

    How To Know Whether You Are Ready to Have Children Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. ******* Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you maysubstitute roofing tacks)...
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    Kids View of Marriage and Relationships

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides...
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    Even God has a Sense of Humour!!

    God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity...
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    This will never happen again

    At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09.
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    She is a woman

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If...
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    ARE YOU OVER 50?

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9pm and ask, " Did I wake you ????" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn...
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    Kids View of Marriage and Relationships

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God...
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    Girls are always incomplete without boys

    WOMAN has MAN in it ******** SHE has HE in it ******** Mrs. Has Mr. In it ******** LADY has LAD in it ******** MISTRESS has MISTER in it ******** MADAM has ADAM in it ******** HOSTESS has HOST in it ******** FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending...
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    Rules for Male

    1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is...
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    Funny Matrimonial Ads

    These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites - guys searching for brides. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this..... **************...

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