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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    No Promises - Shayne Ward Video

    Plz post it here
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    Beggars of today

    A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50 "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing." A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5. "What's...
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    What is B.E?

    What is B.E? 8 semesters are there 80GB syllabus 80MB we study 80KB we remember 80 Bytes we answer BINARY marks we get, The Degree finally we get is BE That is Brain E mpty (B.E)
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    Bad Hearing

    A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer...
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    Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

    CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster. *********** EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . *********** HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER *********** INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access *********** MULTIMEDIA GIRLS...
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    Movies Related to College Life

    Exam == Kalyug, Classes == Kabhi Kabhi Viva == Encounter Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret Examiner == Mrityudata Course == GodZilla Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak Question Paper == Paheli Answer...
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    Knight.Rider.2008.S01E11.HDTV.XviD-LOL

    Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/183440111/kr111.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/183442032/kr111.part2.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/183440246/kr111.part3.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/183440738/kr111.part4.rar
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    Internet v/s God

    1] God knows everything. Internet knows everything. 2] God can't be seen, only its effect can be. Internet can't be seen, only its effect can be. 3] God is everywhere. Nowadays Internet is also everywhere. 4] Pursuit of God needs time/money/dedication. Same with Internet...
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    MEN n WOMEN

    Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always have one...
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    Seasonal Excitement

    A statue of a Macho athlete was displayed in a Museum. Husband and Wife came walking there appreciating and arguing everything they saw so far. Husband would not let wife win the battles of wits. So wife relaxed watching this nude statue with just a couple of leaves to cover its privates...
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    Punctuation is powerful

    An English professor wrote the words : "A woman without her man is nothing" On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing." All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man...
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    The Taxi Driver

    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an...
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    You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

    When asked to your address, your answer begins with http:// Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. You chat with your fingers, not your mouth. You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released. You know the difference between Java and...
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    Future Fireman

    A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman." "Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman." "Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, 'cause the...
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    Dictionary for Women

    Argument (AR*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (ER*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes...
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    Bicycles are better than women......!

    1. Bicycles don't pregnant. 2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month. 3. Bicycles don't have parents. 4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. 5. You can share your bicycles with your friends. 6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden. 7...
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    LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS

    LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS: The result Markets silent Streets empty The police at rest All mobile companies in loss No SMS No Flowers No Valentine No Candles No Perfumes All the men directed to Heaven.
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    Drunk and a nun

    There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really...
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    Time for some male bashing.....

    Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. ************* Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... ************* Q: What do men have in common with ceramic...
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    Cheers to Life - Humores Quotes About Drink

    "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame . Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself...

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