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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Life Before & After Marriage

    Before marriage..... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don ' t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every...
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    An Interesting Letter. Son Vs Dad

    Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. The Reply from the Dad was: ---...
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    Change your Windows XP Boot Screen

    This is a very simple trick to do if you have done the same for the logon screen and the start button. There are 2 ways to do this trick that I know about one is doing it manually and the other is using a program called bootxp. I am going to tell you the manual way to do it, but if you want to...
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    I've some doubts............................................ ..........

    I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me.. 1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)...
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    She is a woman

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring...
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    WOMAN'S WORLD

    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. **********...
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    Good Girl, Bad Girl

    Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don't wear any. Good girls wax their floors... Bad girls wax...
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    Never Argue With Kids

    My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming...
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    Vegetarian Jokes

    Q. Why did the tomato blush? A. Because he saw the salad, dressing. Q. What did the lettuce say to the celery? A. Are you stalking me? Q. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? A. Because he couldn't find a date! Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy? A. We have...
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    Enable Administrator at Welcome Screen

    By default windows XP doesn't show the Administrator in the user list at the welcome screen. Here's a way to get around it. Now head up to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\WindowsNT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon\SpecialAccounts\Userlist Create a new DWORD entry and name it as Administrator and...
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    How's ma new sigi

    Commentz plz
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    Funniest Applications

    These are some of the application and leave letters written by various personnel. English, as they say, is really a funny language! 1. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"... 2. A...
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    WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

    (Pass requires FOUR correct answers.) 1) How long did the Hundred Years ' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel ' s hair brush made of? 6) The...
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    12 Step Internet Recovery Program

    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan...
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    englishpunk77------------------------------------1K

    :D Congratz Bro:D
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    A collection of humorous and funny love quotes

    Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. -- Adrienne Gusoff An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Women marry men hoping they...
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    IQ - Dare to Solve it!

    Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day...... A person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done. Now if there is...
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    Thoughts about MEN

    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Women like quiet men because they think they are listening. On one issue at least, men and...
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    Women Oh Women!

    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I...
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    9 Things I Hate

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ******** 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse...

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